|
Day |
Event |
Location |
Message |
$ Target |
|
Pep Rally Fund-Raiser |
Amer. Enterprise Inst. Washington, DC |
"Fearing the Terrifying Terror of Terrorism" |
$3.4 Million |
|
Policy Speech Fund-Raiser |
Heritage Foundation Washington, DC |
"The Eternal Non-Political Struggle Against Terror" |
$2.6 Million |
|
19th Hole Fund-Raiser |
Augusta Nat'l Golf Club Augusta, Georgia |
"Gender Equality: Cornerstone of Terror" |
$1.8 Million |
|
Prayer Breakfast Fund-Raiser |
Christian Coalition Washington, DC |
"American Theocracy: Terror's Nemesis" |
$3.1 Million |
|
WMD Contractor Luncheon |
Northrop Grummon HQ Pascagoula, Mississippi |
"Together, We Can Spend Terror Into Oblivion" |
$7.2 Million |
|
Abortion Clinic Demolition |
Planned Parenthood of Eaton Rapids, Michigan |
"Preventing Terror Against American Womb Boogers" |
$1.1 Million |
|
NASCAR Pennsylvania 500 |
Pocono Raceway Altoona, Pennsylvania |
"Fuel Efficiency: The Vast Homosexual Conspiracy " |
$1.0 Million |
|
Hot Dog Dinner Fund-Raiser |
Loyal Order of Moose Baxter Springs, Kansas |
"Terrorism: How Your Beloved Pets Might Die" |
$250K |
|
Voucher School Ribbon Cutting |
Elementary Junction Gnaw Bone, Indiana |
"No Blue-Eyed American Child Left Unsaved" |
$450K |
|
NRA Kindergarten Skeet Shoot |
Cooter's Target Range Noxon, Montana |
"Terrorists: Poised to Infiltrate our Heartland's Doublewides" |
$175K |
|
Biohazard Landfill Christening |
City Hall Park Jobstown, New Jersey |
"Securing the Future of the EPA Superfund" |
$1.2 Million |
|
Work Stuff @ White House |
|
Private Party |
Saudi Embassy Washington, DC |
[CLASSIFIED] |
$75 Million |
|
Policy Speech Fund-Raiser |
Jefferson Davis High Santee, South Carolina |
"Employment Does Not a Great Economy Make!" |
$510K |
|
5-Minute Photo Opportunity |
Coffee Shop Crawford, Texas |
"Multi-Zillionaires Are Regular Folk, Too" |
$475 |
|
Pioneer Club Fund-Raiser |
Holiday Inn Fairview, Oklahoma |
"Taxes: The Poor Man's Patriotic Privilege"" |
$2.25 Million |
|
Compassion Outreach |
Log Cabin Republicans National Conference |
"Don't Ask, Don't Tell, KEEP WRITING CHECKS" |
$175K |
|
Burger King Managers Summit |
Chattanoogan Hotel Chattanooga, TN |
"Embracing Trickle-Down Minimum Wage" |
$325K |
|
Private Party |
News Corp VIP Center New York, NY |
[CLASSIFIED] |
$15 Million |
|
Black Republican Caucus Conference |
Old Dixie Plantation Lafayette, Alabama |
"Keeping One's Place in the New G.O.P. Century" |
$275K |
|
Candlelight Fund-Raiser |
Cato Institute Washington, DC |
"Terror, Terror, All Around" |
$6 Million |
|
Senior Bingo Night Appearance |
Landover Baptist Church: Freehold, IA |
"The Liberal Lie of Prescription Drug Efficacy" |
$10 Million |
|
Domestic Policy Panel Discussion |
Mrs. Phyllis Schlafly's Eagle Forum |
"Tomorrow's Lesbian Reprogramming, Today" |
$1.8 Million |
|
"Bold New Vision" Address |
Veteran's Hospital New Smyrna Beach, FL |
"Freeing Combat Heroes from Burdensome Insurance Bureaucracy" |
$45K |
|
Work Stuff @ White House |
|
Photo Opportunity (Colored Children) |
Boys & Girls Club Flowood, Mississippi |
"The Compassion Thing" |
n/a |
|
Cubo-Rican Business Forum |
Chi-Chi's Restaurant Miami, Florida |
"Fidel Castro: Evildoer or Democratic Visionary? |
$3.2 Million |
|
Fund-Raiser Prayer Luncheon |
Ken Starr Foundation Richmond, Virginia |
"Victory Over Terror Through Phallic Fixations" |
$8.3 Million |
|
Personal Day: Crawford, Texas |
|
Conservative Awards Gala |
Daughters of the American Revolution |
"Mayflower Descendants United Against Interlopers" |
$3.4 Million |
|
Private Party |
National Petrochemical Assn. Headquarters |
[CLASSIFIED] |
$27 Million |