Almost nobody voted for me!
But I still won!
America is amazing, isn't it? Hardly anyone actually voted for me, but here I am! In fact MORE PEOPLE voted got GORE! But here I am. I'm confident the recount In Florida will go my way--VERY confident if you know what I mean.

Anyway, I want to thank the incredibly slim minority of Americans who actually voted for me, as well as the 3,000 Jewish voters in Palm Beach who voted for Pat Buchanan instead of Gore-Lieberman.
Most of all, I want to thank all those Florida Pan Handle precinct captains who did just what they were told and didn't ask any questions--couldn't of done it without you guys!.

And please: don't go to this site and do not challenge the validity of this phony vote!

Drug War links:
Frontline's "Snitch"
The November Coalition
Family Watch
Common Sense for Drug Policy
Cop Vs. CIA: LA Cop takes
on CIA over drug running.
Movement Against Corruption
and Complicity
Forfeiture Endangers American Rights

Click here to get to Video

The other guy:,

PO Box 1245
Murray Hill Station
New York, NY


Yo! Check tha New
Slim Cheney Dance

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News sites on Bush:

Texas Observer's
Skeleton Closet
Bush Watch Cocaine Feature
Austin Chronicle
Texas Observer

 Other Bush Parodies or Informative sites:
[if yours isn't listed here
let me know]
GWBush Art
Unauthorized Bush(Sr.) Bio
Bush is the Antichrist (with a well-reasoned argument)
The Bush Body Count
Another "questionable" Bush site
Serial President and
Bush Kills
Web Sites
The Queen Mother
(Ma Bush on kids and drugs)
Bush Song Page
GWBush: Hypocrisy on Parade

Other Political sites:
Harry Browne:
Libertarian for Prez