Almost nobody voted for me!

But I still won!
America is amazing, isn't it? Hardly anyone actually voted for me, but here I am! In fact MORE PEOPLE voted got GORE! But here I am. I'm confident the recount In Florida will go my way--VERY confident if you know what I mean.

Anyway, I want to thank the incredibly slim minority of Americans who actually voted for me, as well as the 3,000 Jewish voters in Palm Beach who voted for anti-Semite Pat Buchanan instead of Gore-Lieberman, as well as the 19,000 who voted for BOTH Buchanan and Gore-Lieberman.
Most of all, I want to thank all those Florida precinct captains who did just what my little brother told them to and didn't ask any questions--couldn't have done it without you guys!

And please: don't go to this site and do not challenge the validity of this phony vote!

Drug War links:
Frontline's "Snitch"
The November Coalition
Family Watch
Common Sense for Drug Policy
Cop Vs. CIA: LA Cop takes
on CIA over drug running.
Movement Against Corruption
and Complicity
Forfeiture Endangers American Rights


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The other guy:
AllGore.com,
AlBore.com,
NoGore.org,
Algore-2000.org,
GoreWatch.net

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Bush Watch Cocaine Feature
Austin Chronicle
Texas Observer

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bushoncrack.com
GWBush Art
Unauthorized Bush(Sr.) Bio
Bush is the Antichrist (with a well-reasoned argument)
The Bush Body Count
GeorgeBush2000.com
LittleGeorgeBush.com
BushCampaignHQ.com
Another "questionable" Bush site
Bushlite.net
GeorgyBush.com
trimnbush2shrub.org
BushSuckz.com
http://www.bushsucks.com
The Serial President and
Bush Kills Web Sites
BushDrugUpdate.com
The Queen Mother
(Ma Bush on kids and drugs)
Bush Song Page
GWBush: Hypocrisy on Parade

Other Political sites:
NHPrimarySource.com
Hypocrisy.org
FireCongress.com
Harry Browne:
Libertarian for Prez
www.michaelmoore.com
GoreWatch.net

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