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For
Immediate Release:
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Executive
Order Grants 5 Months Vacation to Every American
Bush shocked to learn that most Americans work all year long |
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Crawford, Texas -- Before getting down to the business of enjoying his month-long vacation President Bush has announced a new Executive Order granting 5 months vacation per year for all legally employed Americans. The order also include a provision requiring the employers provide work site gyms and midday workout breaks for all workers. |
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Speaking to reporters, Bush explained how he came to make the decision: "When Vice President Cheney appraised me on the working habits of Americans, I said 'Whoa there! These people are working ALL YEAR LONG??? That's crazy!' It is crazy, and now I'm bringing a stop to it." |
| In his first six months in the White House the President has already taken four weeks vacation and believes the time off was essential to his excellent job performance so far. |
| After his August vacation, the President plans to take another three weeks in Maine to enjoy the autumn leaves, and a long break from Thanksgiving to New Years in Miami with his brother Jeb. |
| "The Presidency is definitely the toughest job I've ever had. The experience has forced me to realize that most Americans must be extremely over worked. Personally, I don't know why America hasn't done this a long time ago." |
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