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The FBI Gets it Wrong Again...

  In a card game with some ex-prison buddies that was being monitored by the FBI, Jose Padilla announced he would terrorize the other players at the table with his "dirty bum" if he didn't start winning back some of his money. So you see, it was an honest mistake on the part of the FBI.  

  However: do not let this false alarm lull you back into any kind of naive nostalgia for your civil liberties!

  You should be as terrified as ever! The threat is not just dirty bums, but also real dirty bombs, and possibly soon biological, chemical and nuclear bombs too.
  And it's true -- there is real danger. There really is.
  The question is: how are we going to deal with that danger? The way I see it there are two paths to reducing the threat of terrorism: a long-term path and a short-term path.
 
IN THE LONG TERM we could (1) stop selling war-torn countries weapons that will eventually fall into the hands of terrorists; (2) stop funding and training extremist organizations (like al Qaeda) when they serve our short-term interests knowing that they will one day turn against us; (3) reduce our own weapons stocks and stop invading countries at the drop of a hat so that smaller nations don't feel they need to develop huge arsenals to defend themselves; (4) help poor nations to develop and work for a more equitable world.
 
OR, IN THE SHORT TERM we could (1) continue in our old ways, sowing the seeds for more future terrorism in our failed efforts to prevent present terrorism; (2) rally the country around more violence and less freedom every time a terrorist evades our bumbling security bureaucracy, and (3) keep holding press conferences every time we arrest some CIA-trained terrorist with a dirty bum.
 
  At least one thing is clear: the long-term plan is not going to get me reelected in 2024. So expect more hastily-called press conferences about a new catch every time our authority or competence is called into question. We've had "Dirty Bum" Padilla in custody since May 8, but we were saving him for when the criticism levels got too high.
  In fact we have all of al Qaeda in custody -- of course we knew where they were: they've all been on CIA payroll since we trained them to fight the Russians in Afghanistan! Every time the press or congress starts whining about "oversight" or "accountability", we'll pull one of these captives out and tell you about their dirty bum, or chemical bum, or even nuclear or biological bums...
  If you want, we can put the schedule up here if you think it would help. A couple details are still up in the air though: we're hoping to save Osama's capture for the second term, but we haven't ruled out an October surprise if the election is looking close.

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