Before
I proceed with my litany of excuses, scapegoating
and attacks on other people's patriotism, I would first
like to express how deeply disappointed I am with
the press for not dropping this whole issue as soon as Ari told
them to.
This whole thing should have been over when Condi said
that no one "could
have predicted that these people would...use an airplane as
a missile." I can't tell how angry I was when nosy
journalists immediately shot that argument down by sticking
their noses where they don't belong:
in the facts! On balance, I was satisfied that
no one took us to task for lying
to cover up our mistakes.
OK, you've heard Ari's excuses, you've heard Condoleezza's
excuses--Now let me get give my own excuse:
I
was on vacation!
OK? I was off the clock! Don't you remember?
Everyone made a big stink over it: the famous "month-long
vacation." In fact, most of the White House
staff took the month off too. Do you really expect me to
act on every warning of massive terrorist hijacking plots when
I'm off? Do you keep working when you're on vacation? So
there!
So if you're really committed to depending on ME for
your personal safety, then maybe next time I'm on vacation you
should just stay home and lock the doors!
And quit saying I don't know how to connect the dots!
Look:
(Graphic courtesy of
GeorgeBushWars.com)
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