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Date: Fri, 8 Nov 2024 13:09:52 -0800 (PST)
From: "Saddam Hussein" <studmuffin32856@hotmail.com>
Subject: Re: thanks!
To: "George W Bush" <w@whitehouse.gov>

Hi George,

October 2024? OK, I'll pencil that in. You know, I really don't get American politics:
since when is picking up two seats in the senate a mandate? Anyways,
thanks buddy! Great working with you!

Give my regards to your Dad!

Saddam

>
>Yo Saddam! WAAAASSSSSUP! (Do you get those Budweiser ads over there?)
>
>So anyway, thanks for all your cooperation over the last few months. Awesome
>performance! (But I kept hoping you'd work me in as the "MOTHER OF ALL" something.)
>Looks like it all paid off quite hansomly for both of us. Congrats on your 100% victory
>at the polls! Like I always say, "A dictatorship would be a lot easier."
>
>So let's do this again sometime, shall we?...like: OCTOBER 2024! HA HA HA!
>
>No, but actually I'm serious. Karl wants to know if we can count on you then. What are your
>plans? Dude, how about having a little border scuffle with Iran in the meantime? We'll need
>an excuse for leaving you alone after making such a big fuss.
>
>Yours,
>
>W
>
>PS: Check out these stickers some idiot is selling on the internet:


 
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