So the president of China said:
"You the man!"

And so I said, "No: YOU the man!"
Now that's diplomacy!
...or so I thought. But they told me later that he was really saying, "Yu de mang," which in Chinese means "You stupid shit: you keep propping up governments and they keep biting you in the ass! When are you going to learn?"
Well, you know, Chinese is a tonal language, and it just so happened that my particular pronunciation came out to mean, "How 'bout this: we'll keep buying your sneakers and you just keep your nose out of it!"
I guess it was OK. In my check-in that night Dick said, "Don't worry about it."
Also, I have something to say to all my friends in the liberal media and the Democratic Senate...well, uh...how can I put this...well, ARI FLEISCHER WAS THE ONE WHO SENT THE ANTHRAX. But he is very sorry and realizes it was a mistake. Look, people do strange things in war time--especially the BRAVE.
One last thing: Any white powder found in the Oval Office while I'm in China should be left right where it is!

GWBush.com NEWS: $200 have been donated so far from sticker proceeds to the NYTimes 9/11 Neediest Fund. Proceeds for the rest of October will go to the charity.
You can also donate directly to the NYTimes 9/11 Neediest Fund through CharityWave.com.
Welcome to GWBush.com,
please check out THE ARCHIVES,

our MULTIMEDIA section,

the HATE MAIL,
LETTERS to Bush from real people in jail for W's kind of crimes,
our FORUMS,
BUY STICKERS (help keep us on the air!),
 
 

enter email adress

We must be OK!

The New Pit-Bull Progressive Media:
Finally! Progressives not
afraid to get their hands dirty!
BuzzFlash.com
MediaWhoresOnline.com
Democrats.com
Bartcop.com
BushWatch.com
American-Politics.com
OnlineJournal.com
Truthout
Peter Werbe

Other links:
WHITEHOUSE.ORG
Landover Baptist
Betty Bowers
PoliticalAmazon.com
ConsortiumNews.com
BushCartoon.com
EnronOwnsTheGop.com
fair.org
zmag.org
FearBush.com
AshcroftLied.com
ResidentBush.com
SanderHicks.com
BUY THE BURNED
BUSH BOOK:

Fortunate Son
from SoftSkull Press
The Madness of King George
Dubya's World
bushkills.com
awolbush.com
presidentmoron.com
bushbacklash.com
citizens-at-large.com
democraticunderground.com
Enemies of Religious Freedom
thepornographyofpower.com
KnowTheCandidates.org
TooStupidToBePresident.com
bushisms.com
godsrighthand.org
GWBush Art
Unauthorized Bush(Sr.) Bio
Bush is the Antichrist (with a well-reasoned argument)
The Bush Body Count
GeorgyBush.com
Hypocrisy.org
GoBackToTexas.com
Smirk-o-rama
bushneverwonflorida.com
BushNeverWonFlorida.com
HypocriteParty.org
About.com's political humor
BushOrChimp.com
Uncurious George
dumbya.com

SEND IN MORE LINKS!