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Did
anyone actually buy that Pretzel story? What really
happened was, Karen beat the crap out of me for telling
such a stupid lie about Ken Lay.
How
was I supposed to know the reporters were going to look
it up?Those jerks sure have a lot of time on their hands!
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My Psycho Ex,
Ken Lay
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OK,
I lied. I do know Ken Lay. OK, yes, he's
one of my closest friends. OK, yes he's been bankrolling
me since I was about 15. And yes, Enron gave me 35
cabinet members and paid for half my campaign.
But
if you think that means he owns me, just listen to these
messages psycho-Ken has been leaving on my machine. Then
you'll see who wears the pants in this relationship.
...or
used to anyway. Me and Ken are finished. What good is a
sugar daddy if he ain't got no sugar left?
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Messages
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#1: Starting to wonder...
Nov 5
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#2: The sucker still doesn't see
the writing on the wall.
Nov 16
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#3: Later that night he gets depressed and calls
me again!
Nov 16
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#4: Still in denial, the pathetic bastard tries
to
get to me through Paul O'Neill... Nov 20 |
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#5: Getting desparate...
Dec 10 |
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#6: Here he calls me and leaves another psycho message
after hitting the bottle!
Dec 11 |
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#7: Getting pathetic...
Dec 12 |
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#8: Now his psycho wife gets into the act too!
Dec 16 |
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#9: Psycho!
Dec 18 |
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