My Psycho Ex, Ken Lay

"Hell has no fury like a campaign contributor scorned!" Everyone is wondering about those calls Ken Lay made to the White House when Enron was collapsing. There comes a time in most relationships when one of the two parties wants to end it -- when Enron went bankrupt, and Ken Lay was broke, I knew it was that time.

Ken didn't take it very well. He went a little psycho. It seems he blames me for Enron's $600 million loss because over the last few years he's given $600 million to me and a few other Republicans. But hey, you make your own choices.

It's hard enough getting over an ex-campaign contributor.  But when he leaves you in excess of 50 psychotic voicemails, it makes it even harder.  So, I decided to have some fun getting over him by starting this web site.  I hope you enjoy my personal pain as much as my friends and the Democrats have.
--President George W Bush