Just
two months ago we were soaring through the
wealthiest period in American history EVER. Then, within
DAYS of my coronation: ARMAGEDDON!
All of a sudden retirees were on the radio saying
they had lost everything, and young DOT-COMers were
losing their faith in Capitalism.
BWOAH-HA-HA-HA.....
HAAAAA.....
FORGET
THE NEW ECONOMY,
Get used to the
NEW NEW
ECONOMY!
In
the new economy we wasted our time on long-haired hippy
distractions like the Internet and Liberation
Management...
In
the NEW NEW ECONOMY
we're getting back to basics like BURNING COAL,
STRIP
MINING,
AND
UNION BUSTING...
AND...you
better like it.
(Cuz I plan on outspending my opponent by 100 to 1 next
time, not just 2 to 1!!!!)