The
last time America faced an energy crisis, President Jimmy
Carter put solar panels on the White House roof. In that
spirit, we've begun work on first new Nuclear power plant
since 1976--in the White House rose garden.
Building
thousands of new power plants will obviously require
every American community to host a few. This is a small
price to pay for preserving our American right to have an
air conditioner in every window, and a light left on in
every room.
No
doubt, environmentalists will raise their tired, old objections,
and whine that we should be investing in alternative energy
sources. But as everybody knows, alternative energy sources
are for pansies.
On
a totally unrelated note:
The Bush White House would like to extend a warning to our
friends the Log Cabin Republicans that they should not mess
with that "Garbage Man" Zack Exley who runs a
repugnant Web parody site. We understand they are considering
suing him in some domain name
conflict. We'd like to warn them that this is a
very bad idea! We had a run-in
with this guy during the campaign and were so humiliated
that Karl Rove was walking around punching walls for
two weeks. Our advice to you guys is: just
drop it!
Just
some friendly advice!
