Hey Dick...Like...what's an inauguration and why are all these people going to protest at it?
I dunno George...like...I think you get up in front of a lot of people and swear.
No way...COOOOL.

Ya...and all these people are going to protest, but like...you'll be the president so you can kick their ass.

Like...we'll kick their asses...um...HEY ALL YOU PROTESTERS: like...go home or we'll kick your asses.
heh heh...ya!
Like...I'M THE PRESIDENT...BOW DOWN BEFORE ME!
Heh heh...ya...cool...like: BOW DOWN! BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ONE YOU SERVE! BOW DOWN BOW DOWN BOW DOWN!!!
SETTLE DOWN DICK! We've got to act presidential from now on.

"D.C. police are expecting about 750,000 people on Jan. 20 when President-elect Bush is sworn in."
--Washington Post, Dec 21.

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